when ur friends make inside jokes that ur not in on
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
*heavy breathing* hi kevin
Oh my god, my name is Kevin, and you just scared the shit out of me.
*breathing heavier* sorry kevin
In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful.
