when ur friends make inside jokes that ur not in on
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
Roses are red
Violets are blue
*heavy breathing* hi kevin
Oh my god, my name is Kevin, and you just scared the shit out of me.
*breathing heavier* sorry kevin
In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful.
compliments from gay boys
i would do my homework but
sadly i am only an eel
why want the d when you can have the p
Do you ever go to sleep and forget you have an assignment to do so it’s just like